I have a slight bone to pick with the University; namely, it’s bathrooms. If you’re thinking in terms of cleanliness, you’re actually wrong - these bathrooms are relatively spotless, especially...

I am sure everyone knows what has been going on the past couple of weeks with Lamar Odom. If you don’t know, you should probably come out from under the rock you’ve been living under (kidding, kind...

By ANONYMOUS Contributing Writer [email protected] This is why we stay. We stay for the financial stability. We stay because our abusers have prevented us from getting jobs, and we rely...

Our society is based on updating useless information about our lives, like what we ate for lunch and where we shopped. But, nobody cares about that. It’s all infinitely pointless minutiae. When you go...

You meet a guy at a party. He’s cute, seems nice, and you’re both looking to have a good time. But then he suggests you take it a little further and go “somewhere more quiet,” to which you politely...

Something as simple as a trigger warning can be put in place in order to prevent outbreaks of fear. However, America’s ever-changing climate is taking a turn for the worst. These so called “trigger...

I have watched every cycle of America’s Next Top Model, which is 22 seasons as of 2015; since I was ten I would binge watch it on TV (personally, I am rooting for Nyle, who is deaf and killing it right...

1. Going to school is a huge problem Not necessarily intelligence-wise, even if your older sister is a complete idiot or your younger sister would prefer to work as a street artist in Brooklyn instead...

We’ve all watched the fairy tales. We’ve all seen the princesses and the princes have their happily ever after. It makes all of us strive for the same thing. They make it look so easy, just sing a...

Whether you’re a senior or a freshman, there are just some things that you need to try. A lot of these are pretty straightforward, but you’d be surprised how many people haven’t done one (or any)...

When I Googled “How long does it take to become a doctor” I found that it takes an average of 14 years. I’ve decided that, within those 14 years, doctors develop big heads and become extremely full...

The Halloween season is nearly upon us and, with the diabetes-inducing explosion of candy and the wannabe-frightening decorations, comes the quest for the perfect costume. However, a friend of mine recently...

The phrase “that time of month” is known nation wide as the time of month when a women starts her menstrual cycle. The word period is a shy word; people edge away from it when it is used to describe...

As Based On Donald Trump’s Current Stance on  Illegal Immigration 1. Nicole Arbor There are funny women, and then there’s Nicole Arbor, the fat-shaming feminazi that makes pretty much every...

The dictionary defines intelligence as “1. capacity for learning, reasoning, understanding, and similar forms of mental activity; aptitude in grasping truths, relationships, facts, meanings, etc.; 2....