By Kayla Katt

Contributing Writer

1. They will not be held in Sochi, Russia.

The hotels won’t have shirtless pictures of President Putin hanging up, the water won’t be radioactive, and the journalists won’t have to tweet embarrassing photos of the inhospitable state their hotel rooms were left in.

2. Snow is not involved.

I hate snow. I am tired of snow. No more snow.

3. Gymnastics.

The Summer Olympics, where we get to watch girls who have more muscle then John Cena do a bunch of flips with names we can barely pronounce.

4. Volleyball.

It’s an intense sport that keeps fans at the edge of their seats…and we know all you guys love those spandex shorts and sports bras.

5. All five rings might actually light up.

For anyone who watched the opening of the Winter Olympics this year, this one is self-explanatory.

6. Ryan Lochte…in a speedo…with gold.

7. There are a lot more interesting events.

Why is it that every time I turn to the Olympics, figure skating is always on? I’m starting to think that this is the only event of the winter.

8. Easier to understand.

The Summer Olympics are easier to follow. People watching at home can clearly see who won gold and why. For example, it’s easier to see who won a track race and understand why, rather than who won a snowboarding event and why the judges scored them so high.

9. More American Pride and Unity.

More people watch the Summer Olympics, probably because of the variety of events, and the ability to understand them. No one wants to watch something they don’t understand. More people seem to carry around American Pride during the summer.

10. Summer Champions marry Kardashians.

Bruce Jenner, Olympic Gold Champion of the 1976 Summer Olympics. Enough said.

1. They will not be held in Sochi, Russia.

The hotels won’t have shirtless pictures of President Putin hanging up, the water won’t be radioactive, and the journalists won’t have to tweet embarrassing photos of the inhospitable state their hotel rooms were left in.

2. Snow is not involved.

I hate snow. I am tired of snow. No more snow.

3. Gymnastics.

The Summer Olympics, where we get to watch girls who have more muscle then John Cena do a bunch of flips with names we can barely pronounce.

4. Volleyball.

It’s an intense sport that keeps fans at the edge of their seats…and we know all you guys love those spandex shorts and sports bras.

5. All five rings might actually light up.

For anyone who watched the opening of the Winter Olympics this year, this one is self-explanatory.

6. Ryan Lochte…in a speedo…with gold.

7. There are a lot more interesting events.

Why is it that every time I turn to the Olympics, figure skating is always on? I’m starting to think that this is the only event of the winter.

8. Easier to understand.

The Summer Olympics are easier to follow. People watching at home can clearly see who won gold and why. For example, it’s easier to see who won a track race and understand why, rather than who won a snowboarding event and why the judges scored them so high.

9. More American Pride and Unity.

More people watch the Summer Olympics, probably because of the variety of events, and the ability to understand them. No one wants to watch something they don’t understand. More people seem to carry around American Pride during the summer.

10. Summer Champions marry Kardashians.

Bruce Jenner, Olympic Gold Champion of the 1976 Summer Olympics. Enough said.