Ah, Wal-Mart, that lovely place where you can walk in and find everything. Clothing, food, electronics, everything. Literally, everything ever. To many Americans, Wal-Mart truly is utopia personified....

Guess what everyone; America is poor. All of our money is down the toilet. This includes the North American Space Administration, better known as NASA. You know what this means? We lack the necessary funds...

Anonymous, that crazy "hacktivist" group, is always up to something. For those not in the loop, Anonymous is basically this group of hackers, who hack stuff. The group is pretty unorganized, operating...

World War II may have served as a fitting ending to the World War saga, but when has that ever stopped a sequel from being made? World War III fortunately was one of those sequels that never got off the...

In our constantly evolving technological world, social networking is becoming more and more prevalent. This very newspaper is on Facebook! That’s right; we have reached the point where even inanimate...

Bad news for cigarette companies. In 2009, the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act was passed, making it a requirement for cigarette packages to give a big chunk of their space to warning...

So apparently I’m working on some kind of article about a guy named Paul this week. And apparently he said something about America slipping into fascism or something. He’s entitled to his opinion,...

Parents, it’s awful! Don’t shop at JC Penny’s! For the love of all that is holy, do not shop there! Your kids will lose all their family values! That’s what the organization called "One Million...

The man, the myth, the legend: Barack Hussein Obama! From socialized medicine to allegations of being born in Kenya, Barry is always up to some wacky hi-jinx. His latest stunt is hanging out in some internet...

Howard wakes up one morning, ready to start his daily adventures. He leaps out of bed, and heads to his kitchen. He reaches into his cupboard and pulls out a box of the finest Kellogg’s Froot Loops,...

Here’s one for all the penny pinchers out there. And I mean literal penny pinching. Well, not literally in the sense that you actually pinch the penny, but the metaphorical pinching in this instance...