Satire
Dear Entertainment Editor,
Why is life so cruel? What exactly is our crime, that we must live off of the blood that flows through our veins? What do you think we'll do if we're thirsty for a drink?...
Satire
Working on an editorial board conjures up images of well-dressed, bodycon-clad females and men in tuxes or other formal attire. More of a business-casual dress code. But not here at the Charger...
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I have never been more thankful for the continual rise in academic tuition prices.
It is bold of us to allow ourselves to be embraced with a lifetime of debt for the useless education we are...
Satire
Kayla Mutchler
“The Big Cheese”
Kayla has been a dedicated writer to the Charger Bulletin since her freshman year. Assuming the role of The Big Cheese for the past two years, she has been...
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We all know that the queer population at the University of New Haven is vast, yet somehow, despite our overpowering ratio, we tend to be underrepresented. In recent light, the university has displayed...
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Recent discoveries have unveiled the truth behind the recruitment process at the University of New Haven. A pyramid scheme, code-named “Charlie’s Angels” after CEO Kaplan’s personal favorite...
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It is officially the point in time during the second semester where the registration process for next fall has begun, and the highly anticipated list of Honors courses has been released. Here are...
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The Charger Bulletin staff has been consistently scoping out the University of New Haven news competitors over the years. Now, they are starting to wave their white flags in the air and surrender...
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There have been rumors spreading around campus recently that some of the university's current residence halls are projected to be remodeled for the future. There has been talk through the grapevine...
Disclaimer: This article is considered a piece of satire meaning that it is not to be taken literally or seriously. Free healthcare is necessary.
At the ripe age of 12, I was diagnosed with type one...
While freshmen may primarily benefit from these five key pieces of advice, anybody is welcome to use them as their own personal guidelines for navigating the treacherous jungle that is college, particularly...
