I was walking to my workplace when I saw the flag at half-mast which I assumed was for mourning the loss of the five people killed in the Louisville bank shooting and the one person killed in the Jefferson...
Anxiety is something that I feel everyone has experienced in their life. Whether it’s stress before a big test or something more existential, anxiety is a part of us.
Now, there is a difference between...
I’m in the top 1% of listeners on Spotify’s New Music Friday country playlist, and I consider myself a connoisseur of the genre. As a lifelong listener of country, it’s been fascinating to watch...
Accepted Students Day marks a moment toward the end of the school year where the university community can begin looking toward the next generation of students coming to New Haven. It allows us to celebrate...
New England winters can be harsh and unforgiving. New Haven winters in particular can be random and annoying. Either way you look at it, winter is always a long period of cold, gray and gross days. Now,...
Last Friday, I said goodbye to my best friend of almost nine years. Just a month ago he was hiking and playing, but cancer and brain tumors don’t care.
Everyone says this about their pets, and I’ll...
The Beckerman Recreation Center holds weekly group classes for its students known as GroupX classes. These classes consist of different forms of exercise such as pilates, yoga and zumba. GroupX classes...
In a poor attempt of revenge for beating them in every head-to-head matchup, Southern Connecticut State University (SCSU) staged a heist of a beloved member of the University of New Haven community. Jealousy...
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The university is constantly seeking to create a safe space for new niches of students who can’t seem to find their place in any area of study that will actually secure them a job after graduation,...
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The University of New Haven recently announced a change in the beloved Charlie the Charger mascot with him becoming a real horse. While this Pinocchio-like story sounds far-out, the school believes...
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There is a widespread issue at the University of New Haven. It may not be the parking problems like you would expect, or even being served questionable food at times. The development and multiplication...
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A new recognized student organization (RSO) will be coming to campus: the Stop Talking Freely Union (STFU). STFU seeks to dismantle the First Amendment rights of students and rallies to only...
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Yale Daily News (Yale University): Why do you have a column called Sex on the Weekend? Everyone knows Yale students don’t have sex.
The Spectrum (Sacred Heart): We are unsure if your paper...
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Much like any adolescent child with the entirety of human creativity at his fingertips, I grew up with a dream: to be a reality television star. Throughout my formative years, I spent hours a...
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Jonathan Lainell arrived at the University of New Haven with a dream in sight: to achieve a career in marketing. He inched closer to that reality through every menial core competency course,...
