Charger Battery

Kaitlin Mahar

Positives

+ Congratulations to the cast and crew of Cabaret 2: Electric Boogaloo! Don’t worry if you missed it, their second performance is TBA!
+ Everybody help Richard Rotella out and attend the Graduate Student Council’s Family Feud on April 8 in the German Club! Rumor has it that Richard will be forgoing his pastels in lieu of donning a 1930’s gangster suit and talking like Steve Harvey.

Negatives

– I know they say “April showers bring May flowers,” but what did Mother Goose say about April snow storms?
– Let’s have a moment of silence for all the students whose Easter candy is already gone.

The Battery Charge

Spring Weekend tickets are on sale this week, so get excited about seeing Pros & Icons, Todrick Hall, and Andy Grammar! Sure, it’s not Jesse and the Rippers (which I repeatedly suggested to SCOPE, trust me), but I’m sure it’s still going to be fantastic. That being said, maybe Richard will still walk around impersonating John Stamos like he did last Spring Weekend…