Charger Battery

Kaitlin Mahar


+ Shout out to Editor-in-Chief Elissa Sanci and Assistant Editor Sami Higgins for snowshoe-ing over here and getting this week’s issue published.
+ It’s good to see the facilities workers were having fun playing grand theft snowplow on campus earlier this week. My condolences to any of the unsuspecting student victims who may been hit/buried.


– So the groundhog was wrong.
– Very, very wrong.

Battery Charge:

SCOPE has decided to change the name of “Spring Weekend” to “Winter Weekend,” given that campus will most likely not thaw out until June. For any questions, comments, or concerns, please feel free to call former USGA President Richard Rotella at (203) 864-6397, or his successor and partner in crime, current USGA President James Kielar at (203) 932-7300. Really, call them any time.