The Charger Battery

Kaitlin Mahar

Positives:

+ The good news is that nothing especially noteworthy happened, good or bad, this past week. (As they say, “no news is good news”)

+ The better news is that I don’t have to write about it, and you suckers still have to read it.
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Negatives:

– The Richard Rotella sightings were minimal this week, but, based on former USGA President Rotella’s choice of attire, this may be because he’s working on a one-man show of Gilligan’s Island. Tune in for more on E! News tonight at 8.

– If the Apartment Shuttles could get it together, that’d be nice.

Battery Charge:

Be kind to one another.