Monday – In the 2001 census, Jedi was the fourth largest religion in the United Kingdom.
Tuesday – A woman was stabbed to death in a Wal-Mart. The store didn’t close. Instead, they just roped off the crime scene.
Wednesday – Johnny Depp flies in a private jet just so he can smoke during the flight.
Thursday – Replacing the $1 bill with a $1 coin would save the US over $184 million per year.
Friday – Over 86,000 people go to the hospital each year for tripping over their pets.
