Monday –
More than ten people in a year are killed by vending machines.
Tuesday –
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Wednesday –
In Quitman, Georgia it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Thursday –
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Friday –
In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.