Collected by @roommate_pr0bs
-Don’t use my toothbrush.
-When you stop playing the High School Musical soundtracks, then we can be friends.
-Stealing is NOT okay.
-Do not listen to that cleaning agreement, it wasn’t important anyways!
-Oh, I am sure it was the ghost that locked me out last night, how funny!
-Waking up to them complaining about you is soooo heartwarming.
