Charger Battery

Kaitlin Mahar

Positives:

+ Everybody go check out the UNH Theater Program’s production of The Maids March 2 through March 5 at 8 p.m.!

+ Congratulations to everyone who participated in Up ‘Til Dawn – UNH raised $114,157 for the kids of St. Jude!

Negatives:

– Will James Kielar’s wallyball team please inform him the next time their game is cancelled? The poor guy just wants to let off some steam while trying to run the student government, can’t you cut him a break?

– Richard Rotella, if you think you’re getting off easy because James Kielar gets targeted by the Charger Battery every so often, you’re wrong. No one is safe. We’re always watching.
Battery Charge:

If Leonardo DiCaprio can win an Oscar, then you can make it through this semester. End of story.