Satire As DEI programs in many states have been shut down, others aiming to preserve the protection of diverse members of academic and professional communities have taken to try and earn legal protection...

Satire Attention, everyone! Come one, come all to the cut-rate 2024 University of New Haven ONE SIZE FITS ALL graduation. Please make your way to the 10x20 football field suitable to fit a million...

Satire Welcome to your personal how-to guide on mansplaining, the art of silencing and talking over women – because in the end, men just always know better. It is the best way to get your point and...

Satire The hallowed walls of residence halls, where dreams of academic success collide with the harsh reality of shared living spaces and the everyday struggles of young adults. The college experience...

Satire Let me start by asking one question: have you ever seen a baby pigeon? I can answer that for you. The answer is no. The government wants to ensure they are fully trained to catch your every...

Satire As an epic video game expert, I’m here to give you an objective list of which characters you should use when playing the best game ever created: Mario Kart Wii. I have mastered this game and...

Satire Who would’ve thought? A recent poll across the U.S. was conducted to see which state had the safest drivers. Not only was Connecticut voted number one, but Campbell Avenue located right next...

In a poor attempt of revenge for beating them in every head-to-head matchup, Southern Connecticut State University (SCSU) staged a heist of a beloved member of the University of New Haven community. Jealousy...