Ed Sheeran felt right at home this past St. Patrick's Day as he surprised fans with a special performance at the Irish pub, The Dubliner, in Boston. Though some of Sheeran’s music is influenced by...
When I walk across the stage in May, at a university I have attended for five years, there is only one thing on my mind.
Where am I going to find my rich husband? Being a super senior, it is time for...
The good life is filled with Instagram selfies, all manner of emojis and products held high so you, the consumer, can see them, buy them and live a good life too.
So what does fame mean anymore? Where...
Get ready to call your preferred conspiracy theory-loving relative to admit defeat. As of March 27, the Trump administration has declassified documents confirming that birds were replaced by government...
With a 42% critic score and a 74% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, the new live action version of the 1937 Disney classic “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” is not the only thing leaving audiences...
University President Jens Frederiksen, announced plans for an unusual Easter celebration in an email sent to all students. The celebration will resemble your typical easter egg hunt, however, in place...
As Pres. Donald Trump has made himself cozy in the Oval Office, attention has shifted to his relationships within the White House. In a recent display of events making national headlines, Americans and...
Breaking News! Because of an intelligence leak by the Department of Defense and the Trump administration, we are under attack by space aliens. Earlier this week, U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth leaked...
Conn. Governor Ned Lamont has signed an executive order that renames the Long Island Sound to the Gulf of Connecticut. This comes two months after U.S. Pres. Donald Trump signed executive orders that renames...
To my cats, Cookie and Pip. This has nothing to do with how I feel about you guys.
I take that back. Pip, this has everything to do with how I feel about you because you’re the reason I thought of...
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As the semester unfolds, college students will inevitably find themselves navigating a labyrinth of classes, exams and endless assignments. Yet amid this chaos, there’s one universal truth:...
Volunteering is free work, so why would anyone do it?
While in high school, I felt like volunteering had no point. My experience with volunteering was standing around, waiting for people to tell me...
As the leaves begin to change and the campus begins to buzz with the excitement of a new academic year, one undeniable truth emerges: freshman year is less about mastering the art of college and more like...
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As DEI programs in many states have been shut down, others aiming to preserve the protection of diverse members of academic and professional communities have taken to try and earn legal protection...
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Attention, everyone! Come one, come all to the cut-rate 2024 University of New Haven ONE SIZE FITS ALL graduation.
Please make your way to the 10x20 football field suitable to fit a million...
