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This interview with Dr. Sheahon Zenger, the interim president of the University of New Haven has been condensed and edited for clarity.
Q: Are you on antibiotics by any chance?
Zenger: No....
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A common opinion among university students is that they are tired of getting bombarded with emails every day: Canvas grade change this, “your package is ready” that, and what the heck is...
Following discussions among administrative university staff concerning the implementation of artificial intelligence (AI) in higher education, communication from the Office of Marketing and Communications...
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Food is something that we all love and enjoy, and while we all have unique pallets, some people just take it too far. They may think they are being fun and creative by coming up with new concoctions...
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There are 1,648 banned books in the United States and even more that are challenged. According to the American Library Association, books are usually challenged because of “a desire to protect...
The air in the Bixler/Gerber Quad was dead as flurries of snow settled into a cold March afternoon. The only audible noises were the distant ringing of police sirens and the calamity of an ultimate frisbee...
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Toys “R” Us –– the land of hopes, dreams and overpriced toys –– is remembered by Americans having visited children. Even if you weren’t going to buy Barbie dolls or Lego sets from...
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The University of New Haven’s Student Committee of Programming Events (SCOPE) announced that this year’s Spring Weekend will feature famous Twitter user and rapper Kanye West.
“I am very...
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Last year, the CVS across from the Atwood apartment complex closed down without warning or explanation. This has left first-year students and upperclassmen who do not have cars without access to...
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Navigating the world of sports is no easy feat. With all of the lingo and strong emotions that go hand-in-hand with being a sports fan, it can be hard to hang out with members of this cult. It’s...
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The first annual Hunger Games will be taking place instead of finals week starting on May 1. It will go on for as long as it takes until there are two victors. Graduation will be postponed if necessary....
I had just settled into my seat in the corner of a busy Japanese restaurant when I came to a realization.
“Wait a minute,” I mumbled to myself, listening closely to the bustle of the kitchen and...
I never thought having multiple college majors would be viewed as a bad thing until I shared my history on the first day of my journalism class. I told my professor and classmates that I have had five...
Taking a gap year has been considered a luxury accessible only to wealthy college-aged students who want to backpack around Europe, but it has become increasingly popular as more students begin to see...
The dining services offered on campus are ever changing, with new additions like Moe’s being welcomed every few years. Now, with a growing student population, it is good to reevaluate our dining and...
