A ding sounds and your home screen powers on. Your Amazon package was delivered. It may be the fourth one this month, but it is okay because everything you bought was something you could justify purchasing...
I always wished I could be on Disney or Nickelodeon when I was a kid, from the iconic Disney Wand clips to watching the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. As if my life depended on it, I yearned to find a...
Living with a skin condition has given me a superpower, but I don’t think anyone wants this particular power. From yards away, I know I am being stared at. The beach in the summer, shorts at the gym...
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As DEI programs in many states have been shut down, others aiming to preserve the protection of diverse members of academic and professional communities have taken to try and earn legal protection...
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Attention, everyone! Come one, come all to the cut-rate 2024 University of New Haven ONE SIZE FITS ALL graduation.
Please make your way to the 10x20 football field suitable to fit a million...
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This university has one of the best shuttle systems I have ever seen, better than the MTA -- and that is coming from a New Yorker.
Unlike regular transportation systems, the university shuttles...
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Welcome to your personal how-to guide on mansplaining, the art of silencing and talking over women – because in the end, men just always know better. It is the best way to get your point and...
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The hallowed walls of residence halls, where dreams of academic success collide with the harsh reality of shared living spaces and the everyday struggles of young adults.
The college experience...
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Let me start by asking one question: have you ever seen a baby pigeon? I can answer that for you. The answer is no.
The government wants to ensure they are fully trained to catch your every...
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As an epic video game expert, I’m here to give you an objective list of which characters you should use when playing the best game ever created: Mario Kart Wii. I have mastered this game and...
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In December, Ophelie Rowe-Allen, dean of students, sent an email to the school that said, “The University has decided to ban electric scooters and other electric transportation devices, such...
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Who would’ve thought? A recent poll across the U.S. was conducted to see which state had the safest drivers. Not only was Connecticut voted number one, but Campbell Avenue located right next...
As we head into the sugary-sweet carnival season, we know that carnivals can be one of the best places on earth. There are scary rides, delicious and fried food and fun games.
But for some of us, carnivals...
Erick Cuatzo, Contributing Writer
• March 25, 2024
As we head into the last part of the semester, students may be looking for ways to de-stress from classes, friends, family and work.
Here are some suggestions:
- If you’re a kid at heart, playing...
Close your eyes and think back to the summer before your first year of college. I can remember my emotions from that time as if it was yesterday. Of course, things were unorthodox because of the COVID...
