Bits ‘n’ Pieces

King Features Syndicate

Offers for shows on the big screen and the small one keep coming in to Paula Abdul. … Paris keeps changing boyfriends like most people change bed sheets: Once a week. … Lindsay Lohan is really a good actress. If only she would stick to that. … And for an interesting “look back,” Lauren Bacall was born in 1924, the same year that her future husband Humphrey Bogart got married for the first time. … And Britney’s behaving this week!