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Country music is okay after all

Lindsay Giovannone, Columnist April 18, 2023

I’m in the top 1% of listeners on Spotify’s New Music Friday country playlist, and I consider myself a connoisseur of the genre. As a lifelong listener of country, it’s been fascinating to watch...

Welcoming accepted students as we look toward next year

Editorial Board April 18, 2023

Accepted Students Day marks a moment toward the end of the school year where the university community can begin looking toward the next generation of students coming to New Haven. It allows us to celebrate...

Enjoy the spring weather

Editorial Board April 11, 2023

New England winters can be harsh and unforgiving. New Haven winters in particular can be random and annoying. Either way you look at it, winter is always a long period of cold, gray and gross days. Now,...

A eulogy for my dog

Lindsay Giovannone, Columnist April 11, 2023

Last Friday, I said goodbye to my best friend of almost nine years. Just a month ago he was hiking and playing, but cancer and brain tumors don’t care. Everyone says this about their pets, and I’ll...

Self-defense classes are needed at UNH

Presley DePugh, Arts & Life Editor April 11, 2023

The Beckerman Recreation Center holds weekly group classes for its students known as GroupX classes. These classes consist of different forms of exercise such as pilates, yoga and zumba. GroupX classes...

RIP Charlie, gone but never forgotten, West Haven.

SCSU replaces beloved Charlie statue with Trojan horse

Christopher Elwell, Sports Editor April 4, 2023

In a poor attempt of revenge for beating them in every head-to-head matchup, Southern Connecticut State University (SCSU) staged a heist of a beloved member of the University of New Haven community. Jealousy...

University seeks to increase range of studies, introduces new majors

Mia Adduci, Managing Editor April 4, 2023

SATIRE The university is constantly seeking to create a safe space for new niches of students who can’t seem to find their place in any area of study that will actually secure them a job after graduation,...

University Announces real horse to replace Charlie the Charger mascot

Danielle Catalano, Contributing Writer April 4, 2023

SATIRE The University of New Haven recently announced a change in the beloved Charlie the Charger mascot with him becoming a real horse. While this Pinocchio-like story sounds far-out, the school believes...

Jumpscare.

The NPCs aren’t just alive, they’re multiplying

Christopher Elwell, Sports Editor April 4, 2023

SATIRE There is a widespread issue at the University of New Haven. It may not be the parking problems like you would expect, or even being served questionable food at times. The development and multiplication...

New RSO seeks to cancel the First Amendment

Lindsay Giovannone, Columnist April 4, 2023

SATIRE A new recognized student organization (RSO) will be coming to campus: the Stop Talking Freely Union (STFU). STFU seeks to dismantle the First Amendment rights of students and rallies to only...

A needlessly thorough roast of inferior college newspapers

Editorial Board April 4, 2023

SATIRE Yale Daily News (Yale University): Why do you have a column called Sex on the Weekend? Everyone knows Yale students don’t have sex. The Spectrum (Sacred Heart): We are unsure if your paper...

Please buy my clothes, I’m going on a reality show

Justin Coviello, Campus News Editor April 4, 2023

SATIRE Much like any adolescent child with the entirety of human creativity at his fingertips, I grew up with a dream: to be a reality television star. Throughout my formative years, I spent hours a...

Man is shamed.

Student forgets to post internship on LinkedIn, deemed ‘worst human’

Tyler Wells, Editor-in-Chief April 4, 2023

SATIRE Jonathan Lainell arrived at the University of New Haven with a dream in sight: to achieve a career in marketing. He inched closer to that reality through every menial core competency course,...

President Sheahon Zenger is not on antibiotics

Lindsay Giovannone, Columnist April 4, 2023

SATIRE This interview with Dr. Sheahon Zenger, the interim president of the University of New Haven has been condensed and edited for clarity. Q: Are you on antibiotics by any chance? Zenger: No....

Charger x YikYak collab.

The university should turn to Yik Yak as its official correspondence platform

Justin Coviello, Campus News Editor April 4, 2023

SATIRE A common opinion among university students is that they are tired of getting bombarded with emails every day: Canvas grade change this, “your package is ready” that, and what the heck is...

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